sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

tagged → #bruh #haha #text
tagged → #uk #g1 #tony stonem #season 2

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

tagged → #same

" I like the ideology of there being no such thing as perfection. But I’m of the opinion that I have witnessed perfection at various times, especially in art "

Jack O’Connell for Interview Magazine.

tagged → #baby #James cook

The moment I saw you, I knew you’d be the closest I’d get to being close. I didn’t know what to do with that feeling…

Happiness.

tagged → #uk #g2 #season 3 #season 4
euo:

Lester’s reflection in the monitor is intended to resemble a man in a jail cell, evoking the director’s intended theme of imprisonment and escape from imprisonment. The sign behind him intentionally reads “Watch Your Step,” somewhat out of place for the typical american workplace, or is it?
American Beauty

euo:

Lester’s reflection in the monitor is intended to resemble a man in a jail cell, evoking the director’s intended theme of imprisonment and escape from imprisonment. The sign behind him intentionally reads “Watch Your Step,” somewhat out of place for the typical american workplace, or is it?

American Beauty

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

my psychologist gave me a list of “pleasant activities” to schedule during my week to give me a sense of achievement and one of the activities listed is straight up just “have pleasant sex” 

I just kind of read it out loud and stared up at my psychologist in confusion only to see her staring at me like

image

I am not paying this woman enough money

tagged → #😂😂😂

vinebox:

Wait…

tagged → #bruh #video
startariott:

“just because drunk people drop shit” 

startariott:

“just because drunk people drop shit”